Plate says, "What the hell are you doing with your life? Aren't you over this stupid thing you do yet? Can't you get a grip and start doing something useful for a change? Where's your nous? Has it been eaten by some infant mouse? Fuck off."
Eater says, "Um. It sort of disturbs me when food talks to me. I'm not sure I can eat this waiter. Would it be possible to have something else."
“Cruise to the point of crud and restud,” said the Bleary. “It could be that nothing here really matters. It could also be said that the thinking here is shattered. And if that’s the case then I’m wearing some kind of hat. There’s a book in that.”
