Showing posts with label It's all about sugar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label It's all about sugar. Show all posts

Thursday, January 3, 2008

It’s all about sugar

The Devilz Avocaat doesn't like lemonade. It turns him into a fluffy duck. Doesn't like sweet things in general, prefers sausages and steaks. But he has dealings with Sweetie Glut, a sugar baron in a world where sweetness is a powerful fuel.
Devilz Advocaat: Sweetie, I thought we promised never to go there again. That old witch’s curse, it’s a ruse. I mean it. You don’t believe its true do you?
Sweetie Glut: Shall we prove it then?
Devilz Advocaat: I’d rather not get that horrible stuff on me. I despise it for other reasons. One, I don’t like lemons and two I hate things that are transparent. And three, I hate sticky situations.
Sweetie Glut: Mmm. I rather like it.
Devilz Advocaat: Well you like everything sweet.
Sweetie Glut: Ha.
Devilz Advocaat: Me, I’m more a fan of snags and stakes

Sweetie always has a stomach ache, so doesn’t tend to move from her resting spot. But if anyone needs to know the most rotten things about something Sweetie can tell them (at a price of course: sugar). Sugar can be used to power engines and vehicles. It is the best fuel in the kingdom and Sweetie has a strangle hold on most sugar operatives.