Wine glass news reader

“Her face looked like a wineglass, so I licked it. It really had nothing to do with that, but never mind… Some things are making people nervous. I want to know what they are. So I eat the monitor and the mouse just to be sure. That was in my younger years when monitors were televisions and had bunny ears,” the Bleary said.

Light bulb and barb

"This one is pretty straight forward. Everyone wants everyone to not leave heating on and go out and get gum leaves to wipe their bum so that the toilet gets blocked and shitty gummy smells fill the air," says the Bleary. "Totally ruins your taste for eucalypts if you're a koala."

I ponder that for a moment. Then think about how much I want to think about what this Bleary says. Okay hmm.

Liquid lady

Think this one is possibly ugly. No lady is every going to respect me after this. I think this cartoon is something I’ve seen before. It talks me through the draw. And I’m thinking I can’t use the word automatic to describe my art anymore since that tracing machine got hold of the whichy art and made it about electronics. So this is my hand just doing the thing it does when the pictures inside my head want an outlet. Who knows maybe I’ll find some ladylove to send this to as a card. Or maybe that’s just liquid dreams talking. Hey, did I say that or did someone else? Am I actually myself ever? Yes. But this one’s a bit of a character. Question is, is this creation going to play a big part in my life or just a little one? Glup slip slop…

Biting the balloon

"Post now. We need directions to get to this place."
"Okay something weird going on here."
"Don't post that one. Draw a new one, all those ones you did last night are now redundant."
"Okay."
"Too late now. Needed it ten seconds ago."
"Okay."

Bloody exhibitionish