Showing posts with label biro. Show all posts
Showing posts with label biro. Show all posts

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Light bulb and barb


"This one is pretty straight forward. Everyone wants everyone to not leave heating on and go out and get gum leaves to wipe their bum so that the toilet gets blocked and shitty gummy smells fill the air," says the Bleary. "Totally ruins your taste for eucalypts if you're a koala."
I ponder that for a moment. Then think about how much I want to think about what this Bleary says. Okay hmm.

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Wind-up

Bugger all. Your life loser. So sorry to have had to have lived it for you. Na. Tis okay, just a wind-up. Pop. Get a lid on things.